Cowboys Vs. Aliens was a boring mess and Outlander is one of those “it’s so awful, let’s get drunk and watch space Jesus fight vikings and an alien/dragon/predator!” kind of movie. Genre mash-ups are hard to pull off but when done properly can be the most rewarding, like combing Ryan Gosling with a toothpick or your cat with a laser. A romantic comedy with zombies?!?! Fuck yeah, I’m in!
R (Nicholas Hoult) spends most of his days wandering, questioning his existence, occasionally bumping into his only friend M (Rob Corddry) and listening to old records alone. All of this changes when he meets a group of people his own age and eats them. That’s when R meets Julie (Teresa Palmer) and suddenly he doesn’t feel so…dead. I was talking about a zombie the whole time you fools! HA HA.
Even though it was sort of beat to the punch by Shaun of the Dead by almost a decade, Warm Bodies is still really good. The movie clearly lifted the narration and inner monologue straight from the book but it worked really well and contained some of the best jokes. The casting is really strong with future superstar Nicholas Hoult as a lonely, self-aware zombie that yearns and emotes but Rob Corddry seemed like a weird choice until I read that he is exactly like the character in the book Warm Bodies. Dave Franco is Dave Franco and John Malkovich is largely coherent.
I have to give the music its due. The selections that writer/director Jonathan Levine made not only fit the scenes but also enhanced each section. I can think of a few times that the musical cues were used for some of the best laughs of the movie.
For the zombie purists out there that I’m sure will think “ERRR zombies can’t love, that’s stupid! SKREE” I must say that zombies can’t do anything because they are fictional characters and thus could build a tower of Harry Potter Lego to the moon if a writer wanted them to. I say this while at the same time suffer from an irrational fear of zombies.
Why on earth is John Malkovich in this movie?!?! Don’t get me wrong, I love me some John Badassovich but the character he plays is a seldom seen, one note angry dad type that could have been played by anyone. Did the studio think that it was going to draw in the art house crowd to see a movie with zombies and a Franco? If they needed a name actor then they should have used the biggest name…that’s right…Liam Neeson. R technically DOES kidnapped Julie so Neeson WOULD want her back. I think I just added kicking to that movie.
I was going to close with a list of other mash-ups that you should check out but then realized that everyone has seen at least one of the movies on my list. Well here’s the list anyway.
5. Back to the Future III A comedy western with time travel and Lea Thompson. Fuck you! all 3 movies are awesome!
4. The Nightmare before Christmas Despite being driven into the ground by tweens, do you watch it every year at Halloween or Christmas?
3. Evil Dead 2 For me it was the first hilariously scary movie. A Farewell to Arms. Still funny.
2. Predator Starts out as an Arnold shoot ’em up that delves into a sci/fi horror that ain’t got time to bleed.
1. From Dusk till Dawn Quentin Tarantino. George Clooney. Harvey Keitel. Hard boiled crime. Mexican strippers. Vampires. Holy water condom bombs. Amazing.
Go see Warm Bodies.
THE BEST: Nicholas Hoult has already been an X-Man, a zombie and this summer he will be Jack from the bean stock. What’s next for him? a Jedi maybe? I bet you 10 bucks…
THE WORST: If you don’t pick up on the hijacking of Romeo and Juliet then you are a nipple head.
THE LINE: “Bitches, man“. -M
THE FINAL: 4 out of 5. Destined to be a sleeper hit on Blu Ray, your Netflix que and your torrent list. I didn’t make a single rigor mortis dick joke …that’s progress.
-Rob-